I'm 75% of-a-year-old! I've now been alive on the outside of the world for longer a period of time than I was alive inside of mama's belly. After cafeful consideration, I've determined I prefer being alive on the outside.
You're kidding when you say I don't get to invite all my friends over for a mega birthday party extravaganza until my one year birthday, right? I'm 75% of-a-year-old! It's kind of a big deal!
How can you say no to this smile with all of my pearly whites?
